wannajoke:

Sexually attracted intelligence
http://wanna-joke.com/sexually-attracted-intelligence/

(Source: notcommonfact)

(Source: notcommonfact)

wannajoke:

The Avengers types
http://wanna-joke.com/the-avengers-types/
srsfunny:

Dave Grohl Is a Really Good Guyhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Dave Grohl Is a Really Good Guy
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

leandralocke:

huntsmonsters:

youreabadger:

jj-abrahams:

adamusprime:

the hobbit’s budget is $250 million

how the hell do you even spend $250 million

How much money did you think it would take to turn Benedict Cumberbatch into a dragon?

It was surprisingly easy to turn him into a dragon. The budget was blown in bribes to convince him to change back to human at the end of the day

“Benedict, come back here.”

“NO.”

“Benedict, you can’t fly around the set forever.”

“YES I CAN.”

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sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

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demigodsstolethetardis:

marvelous-gallifrey:

2late2begin:

It’s the greatest night of that pizza delivery mans life

Just in case people don’t know - that’s Andy. Ellen always dresses him up in ridiculous costumes and gets him to do ridiculous things on her show all the time. Although Andy was probably still super excited. 

ACTUALLY THAT’S NOT ANDY, I read an article about the planning for the oscars. And it included how ellen warned a few stars about how she’d go into the audience and talk to them (though they had no clue what would happen exactly). And It also mentioned that she talked to the people in charge of the oscars and she told them that she wanted to have pizza delivered and they wanted to put a security guard in the uniform but she refused saying it had to be a actually delivery guy. And they told her he’d have to go through a background check and she said “Fine, but he can’t have a clue what’s going on, I want him to have no idea that he’s delivering to the academy awards.”
TL;DR
That’s an actually pizza delivery boy

(Source: prettylittletmi, via howdoyoutakeoff)

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

luxor1390:

Things that don’t exist 

The pineapple/owl though

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oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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